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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

PROFESSIONAL TEST

The following short quiz consist of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".

Go down for the answers after you have thought about it; the questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question test whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This test your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference all the animals attend except 1. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This test your memory.

Okay even if you did not answer the first 3 questions correctly you still have 1 more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage? Correct answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This test whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide around 90 percent of professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says that conclusively this proves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a 4 year old.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Testing the Blogger App

Let's see if I'll be able to see this on my computer later seeing that all previous attempts to mobile blog on my old phone never worked.

Anyway, my left temple is throbbing painfully and my eye hurts, gonna go to bed soon. My shift starts at 9AM tomorrow so I gonna be up before 7AM in order not to sleep in and show up with dark rings under my eyes. Cross fingers that my favorite colleague is back.

Ciao!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Detective Conan Simpsonized


This was really weird to draw
but I haven't updated my blog in such a long time, so here's a new post. ^^
View this fan art at deviatART.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Brian Griffin at Park, Stewie with Janet


This was requested by a deviant at deviantArt. View this deviation here.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Family Guy: Stewie and Bertram


I'm too lazy to write something... let's see, I did this in PaintTool SAI, took me about 2 hours because of coloring. Sketching and the lineart went pretty fast, actually.

The drawing depicts Bertram (Stewie's sperm brother) showing off his "new car" even though he's referring to his "new girlfriend", Olivia, who used to be Stewie's "pretend-wife" in some kiddie game.

You can also view this at my gallery: deviantART

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