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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween

I drew another Detective Conan. When I added the Halloween background (not mine), I realized that the shadowing of my drawing was not correct, but it was too late to change it because I already made the edits and felt too lazy to look for another background with the full moon on the left side! UGH! Anyway, none of my drawings is perfect, but it's fine. I'm still learning after all! :D



This one, of Ai Haibara / Shiho Miyano, I drew last Friday. She's my favorite Detective Conan character. :)

Thursday, October 28, 2010

My Attempts at Drawing a Manga

I drew this a couple of weeks ago. The left side is the newest of the two. I love Detective Conan! You learn a lot about Japanese history, culture, and solving cases. :) I'm trying to get better at this, seems like the more I practice, the better I get. But I'm too busy lately to draw anything new.
























CREDITS:

#1 (10/17/10)
Detective Conan belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I only draw my own manga with these characters and make them younger than they are in the series. ♥

Screentone @ DeviantART

#2 (10/16/10) Screentone at DeviantART | Joke at jokes(.)ochristian(.)com

Detective Conan by Gōshō Aoyama. These are my baby versions of Conan and Ayumi.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Sisterly Love - Inspirational Children's Story

1) A little girl picks up, then empties her wash bag.
Note her longish hair in this picture











2) The little girl cuts her own hair. How can this be sisterly love?











3) This is the result of her do-it-yourself haircut











4) The little girl's parents look horrified, especially her mother.
Note, for the first time we see her brother. How can this possibly be an act of sisterly love?











5) This is the crucial scene, the little girl gives brother the hair which she has just cut.












6) In this touching example of sisterly love, here's the final scene.











We can reveal that the brother has cancer and has just returned from hospital where he has received chemotherapy. One side-effect is that the poor brother has gone bald. What more poignant way for the sister to demonstrate her love than to cut off her hair and give it to him.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Detective Conan [GerDub]

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Happy 5th Birthday!

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I sketched this last night, so it's a bit sloppily done.
But who cares? It's the thought that counts.
Today is Antonia's 5th birthday. I miss you so much, sweetie! :(



Happily Ever After
On your birthday, special one,
I wish that all your dreams come true.
May your day be filled with joy,
Wonderful gifts and goodies, too.
On your day I wish for you
Favorite people to embrace,
Loving smiles and caring looks
That earthly gifts cannot replace.
I wish you fine and simple pleasures.
I wish you many years of laughter.
I wish you all of life’s best treasures.
I wish you happily ever after!
Happy Birthday!

By Joanna Fuchs

Monday, October 4, 2010

REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS
























REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS

Benign.......................What you be after you be eight
Artery........................The study of paintings
Bacteria.....................Back door to cafeteria
Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan......................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her
Colic...........................A sheep dog
Coma..........................A punctuation mark
D&C...........................Where Washington is
Dilate..........................To live long
Duct Tape........................Suture on a roll
Enema........................Not a friend
Fester.........................Quicker than someone else
Fibula..........................A small lie
Genital........................Non-Jewish person
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane
Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates
Node............................I knew it
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test
Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative..............A letter carrier
Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery
Rectum........................Damn near killed him
Secretion.....................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor
Tablet..........................A small table
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport
Tumor..........................More than one
Urine...........................Opposite of you're out
Varicose......................Near by/close by


Source: Octanecreative

Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid


Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Light is on, but nobody's home.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.



Source: Octanecreative

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