Wednesday, January 26, 2011
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CHEESY PICK-UP LINES
1. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
2. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
3. Excuse me…. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you…
4. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
5. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
6. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
7. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
8. I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
9. If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
10. I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
11. When God said, Let there be woman, he created you.
12. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
13. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
14. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
15. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
16. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
17. I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
18. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
19. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
20. When God made you, he was showing off.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
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